Post by tetsuo on Sept 2, 2010 4:30:17 GMT -8
Nero Bellum Said he was working on a condom line for his fans to use on there sexual partners. He even said he was working with the troJan man himself on this new space age technology of condoms. Not only did he say that these condoms will feel like they arn't there but they will give that burning sensation after sex,you know the ghonnorea burn? They are sapose to come in 5 different colors thats,Orange,Pink,Cyan,Magenta,and shit stain brown. I was sapose to get a sneak preview on the condoms because I really Wanted to use these seeing as how I do practice safe sex and all(not).
Anyway the sneak preview wasn't free Nero charged me 900 dollars for this preview because he said that the condoms also made my penis larger. Im really mad at him because Im starting to think these condoms dont exist at all. I thought we were friends,I did everything with him besides that gay stuff he wanted to do like makeout and hold hands while on ecstasy. I even got him a fresh bible from the church when he ran out of toilet paper.
Guys im like really mad he did this to me and stuff,so mad all I can do is listen to his sweet vocals,while playing runescape. I could have bought alot of things with my 900 dollars like runescape gold or a eight ball of crack and some more shit. Im just so mad,and on top of it all the drummer I dont know his name because he isnt a important member(I barely notice the drums anyway),says the condoms always break or rip because they arn't properly lubricated. What the fuck? I mean like really guys?really you couldnt properly lube the tuBe? That would explain that burning sensation I mentioned earlier. So the condoms are useless and I cant buss a nut in my girl is what your saying?damn. I dont want another kid. And im tired of having so much unprotected sex with my girlfriend,its the worse it feels way to good and I want my penis to be the color of shit without anal sex.(Than again my penis is dark brown so I dunno)
However I may know where Ner0 is,I was talking to my drug dealer(our drug dealer)and he said he hasnt been getting alot of money from him lately. He say's,"He and the grove street O.G. Big smoke just built another crack palace and they he doesn't need his crack/heroin." He says its somewhere in East Los Angeles,Im trying to contact Carl Johnson now.
Damn you ner0 if you are reading this right now I just want you to know,i'm not mad that you didnt come out with that condom line,Im just mad that you didn't come out with that vibrator line you mentioned also. Thats a different story though,so ill end this now.
Doran or whatever the fuck your name is,help me get my money!
Anyway the sneak preview wasn't free Nero charged me 900 dollars for this preview because he said that the condoms also made my penis larger. Im really mad at him because Im starting to think these condoms dont exist at all. I thought we were friends,I did everything with him besides that gay stuff he wanted to do like makeout and hold hands while on ecstasy. I even got him a fresh bible from the church when he ran out of toilet paper.
Guys im like really mad he did this to me and stuff,so mad all I can do is listen to his sweet vocals,while playing runescape. I could have bought alot of things with my 900 dollars like runescape gold or a eight ball of crack and some more shit. Im just so mad,and on top of it all the drummer I dont know his name because he isnt a important member(I barely notice the drums anyway),says the condoms always break or rip because they arn't properly lubricated. What the fuck? I mean like really guys?really you couldnt properly lube the tuBe? That would explain that burning sensation I mentioned earlier. So the condoms are useless and I cant buss a nut in my girl is what your saying?damn. I dont want another kid. And im tired of having so much unprotected sex with my girlfriend,its the worse it feels way to good and I want my penis to be the color of shit without anal sex.(Than again my penis is dark brown so I dunno)
However I may know where Ner0 is,I was talking to my drug dealer(our drug dealer)and he said he hasnt been getting alot of money from him lately. He say's,"He and the grove street O.G. Big smoke just built another crack palace and they he doesn't need his crack/heroin." He says its somewhere in East Los Angeles,Im trying to contact Carl Johnson now.
Damn you ner0 if you are reading this right now I just want you to know,i'm not mad that you didnt come out with that condom line,Im just mad that you didn't come out with that vibrator line you mentioned also. Thats a different story though,so ill end this now.
Doran or whatever the fuck your name is,help me get my money!
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